![]() ![]() In Corpus things didn’t end quite so sitcom-y. Leslie is unanimously out voted, but decides to take it upon herself to crown whom she thinks is the rightful heir to the tiara. The Palace serves up a nice one and if you’re lucky, which is basically on any Friday or Saturday, you’ll get to see the Mexican Ron Swanson! You’ll know him when you see him.Įarly on in the series we have a beauty pageant where there’s a slight problem on who should be crowned Miss Pawnee. Meanwhile, like me, Ron finds the all you can eat breakfast buffet! You know what I’m talking about stop acting like you’ve never been. They take Tom to The Glitter Factory in hopes of cheering him up, but it doesn’t work. While the name alone would probably keep me away, what gentleman’s club doesn’t harbor an endless supply of glitter? But that’s not why I have this on here. That’s one huge Opossum!ĭon’t shy away now! Yes I know, what city doesn’t have The Glitter Factory equivalent. They give no fucks for Pawneeans and Fairway Frank will cut a bitch! Ok, in contrast our Opossum infestation isn’t nearly as bad as the trash panda problem, but our Opossums have been known to grow up to 20 lbs+. They’ll hunt the children for sport (Ron Swanson). Normally nocturnal animal, but not in this town sweetheart! In this town they’re 24/7. Ours aren’t as crazy/out of hand, but more mind-boggling answers as to why something should or shouldn’t be done. I don’t know if you’ve been to one or watched the live feed of one, but “oh boy!” is a phrase I say a lot. Why not let that lead us into those crazy, awkward, out of hand city council meetings in Parks and Rec. Also he shared the same address of his chief of staff for some reason. Newly elected Mayor McQueen resigned after 37 days and may have had a degree (possibly in engineering), but definitely not from the university he claimed. In his defense he really wanted to do it, plus cave sex must be amazing! Our scandal isn’t as wild as it is bizarre. ![]() How can I make a Corpus connection without a scandal? We’re introduced to Councilman Dexhart with a sex scandal involving a four way in a Brazilian cave. I am by no means suggesting cannibalism is great, but if I’m trying to decide which tribe to hang with on a Friday night, you know which one is going to be a good time. Meanwhile, our Karankawas used to eat the flesh off their captives to gain their strength and power. It may be TV, but the Wamapoke was a real tribe that dabbled in basket weaving. I’m guessing part of our heftiness is that triple I mentioned earlier and tortillas, yeah definitely tortillas. We’ve jumped around all over those top 5 spots depending on what list you read. I have no clue where our friendship ranks, but we’re killing it on the scale. Pawnee has a few slogans that they’ve gone through but the one that sticks in the show is “First in friendship, 4 th in obesity”. Whataburger doesn’t have a double bacon grenade deluxe but this is Texas so we just call it a triple tripple! This Corpus staple is the heart and soul of every Texan and is our version of Pawnee’s own burger chain, Paunch Burger. What’s that saying, “Life imitates art far more than art imitates Life”? So, is Corpus imitating Pawnee? ![]() If you’re a fan of the show Parks and Recreation, I’m sure there were plenty of times you were in the middle of an episode and had that sweet epiphany moment where you shouted, “OMG that’s Corpus!” If you’re a super fanboy of the show, you’re probably sitting there scoffing at me going, “no it’s Muncie, IN”. ![]()
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